
Ah, World of Warcraft. You have never let me down in the past. One might even go so far as to say that you are the perfect MMORPG. You’re fun. Exciting. Innovative. Entertaining. You succeed where every other MMORPG has failed.
Now, that being said…why hast thou forsaken me, World of Warcraft? I’ll admit. I had to quit you for a while. I got married. I had a kid. Life got busy and I had to focus more on work, family, and real life. But I told you that I would come back…couldn’t you wait for me?
You say I cheated? I never cheated. I never even touched you for the entire time I was away…so how could it have been me?
I spoke to Blizzard Technical Support today because I want to get back into World of Warcraft. A buddy of mine wanted to “bring me out of retirement.” I was so freaking stoked. Until when I first tried to log back into my account only to find that it was permanently closed/banned. Why? Because, somehow, somebody using my account was caught cheating during my absence from the game. How is this possible? You tell me. I wasn’t there. I don’t know.
So, I say to the technical support representative (his name was Fabio), “Well, what can be done to reactivate it?”
His response is simply that he will send the account back to be reviewed for possible reactivation…but there is no guarantee.
I say, “Fabio…can’t you make something happen here? I was the victim of an unfair and unjust crime! Can’t anything be done.”
He proceeds to tell me that my account getting hacked is my fault/responsibility. There is nothing he can do. Fabio doesn’t care about my dilemma. Blizzard doesn’t care about my dilemma.
I have a bad feeling that my account will not be reactivated. Blizzard will not show kindness to somebody who has been there since the open beta before the game went live. They will not give me back that which has been taken away. And why…because I’m a victim…or because I was mistreated and abused…or maybe because they’re too busy counting their money?
As the following Penny Arcade comic shows, perhaps Blizzard simply can’t help themselves:

I am so upset, right now. Has anybody else experienced these issues? Does Blizzard not care about the gamers as they sit upon their throne not made of ice but of money? Please, gamers, help me to rise up and bring fairness, justice, and a caring attitude back to World of Warcraft.
Notice: I am actually pretty impressed. Blizzard – I take everything back that I said about World of Warcraft and Fabio. They reviewed my account, found it had been hacked, and helped me take action to secure it and get back into the game. Thanks, Blizzard. You really are the best.































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